So Sally Jackson Dropped A Match In A Milkshake And Immediately Poseidon Showed Up

So Sally Jackson dropped a match in a milkshake and immediately Poseidon showed up

Which means that her milkshake did in fact bring all the boys to the yard

percy rly said "first of all, annabeth is NOT my friend. second of all, you will not touch a single hair on her head."

I shake my head. “I… don’t know. My friend Toro said he heard about our engagement and wanted to extend his congratulations.” 

He looks alarmed. “Are we engaged? Did I propose without knowing?”

“She didn’t need to be saved. She needed to be found and appreciated for exactly who she was.”

— j. iron word

Hermes and Poseidon both struggling to stay away from their sons and being haunted by what the Fates have in store for them meanwhile Hades click clacking around the underworld palace with his little heels thinking of sea puns to tell Percy

not to be a slut but can u come gently rub my back