Hermes And Poseidon Both Struggling To Stay Away From Their Sons And Being Haunted By What The Fates

Hermes and Poseidon both struggling to stay away from their sons and being haunted by what the Fates have in store for them meanwhile Hades click clacking around the underworld palace with his little heels thinking of sea puns to tell Percy

i really hoping someone doesn't know this, because i tried telling one of my friends and they already knew this fun fact and i'm lowkey kinda upset they didn't just roll with it

fun fact:

in 1932 australian's declared war on their emus and the emus won

i'm evilly excited to write this next scene in my book that i have to take a short break. when i say EVILLY excited i mean i have a maniacal grin on my face.

nothing good is about to happen

@glorious-destruction @orphicpoieses

So Sally Jackson dropped a match in a milkshake and immediately Poseidon showed up

Which means that her milkshake did in fact bring all the boys to the yard

for anyone wondering, my 2023 sucked.

my best friend of twelve years got a bf.

i met a guy.

i liked the guy.

the guy liked me.

my best friend of twelve years left me.

my dog died.

the guy ghosted me.

the guy got a gf

BUT my sister got MARRIED! that was pretty much the highlight of the year

having beta readers is so fun bc you're basically getting a view of how they would annotate your book