The Only True Way To Carry Them

The only true way to carry them

oh thank god 

When you see a dent:

Depression

Halp

A comprehensive list of all my fears, bitch

Heights, slugs, darkness, leeches, caterpillars, restricted movement, loud music in cars, talking to strangers alone, clutter, being judged, sleeping at the same time as everyone else in the house, lateness, being rly early, shitting, pissing myself, spiders, germs, getting fat, Diphtheria, starvation, the undead, being insensitive, hurting ppl feelings, violence, maggots, mosquitos, choking, becoming a neckbeard, roadmen, a botfly larva developing beneath my skin, tapeworms, lions and tigers and bears, facing away from the entance with nothing between it and me, love, commitment, my sister, being a stereotype, failure, being alone, affect and effect, fire,,,,,

Reverse vore

Elastigirl could, mid-sex, swallow Mr Incredible’s entire body with her pussy.

My new aesthetic is piping x's on hot cross buns to Chiquitita by Abba