Ignoring The Fact That I Am Ravishingly Beautiful, I Look Like A Potato That Sat In The Cupboard Too

Ignoring the fact that I am ravishingly beautiful, I look like a potato that sat in the cupboard too long and started to sprout

Yes i like sex

Stealing

Every

Xylophone

Frog and cranberries it must be fall

Personally favour a bloody mary, it's like boozy gazpacho

“shaken not stirred” is such pretentious dipshit, you’re not suppose to shake gin, that causes bruising (aka bittering and the dissipation of the top notes of flavor), on top of diluting and clouding the drink. a shaken martini is a subpar drink order. yes shaking a cocktail shaker is fancy pansy & theatrical & it makes a asmr noise but don’t get pretentious about what is essentially glorified adult maracas

also all gin tastes like pine scented air freshener to begin with

My frichng SHNOZ is BUNGLED

Corvids are emo, goth and scene