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DAMN SHAWTY GOT NICE NAILS!
Bbg just got them done-
Salutations Everyone so um The new bastard vs zombies video came out.... Guess who has random thoughts about it.... ME!
1. Hipswitch Is definitely the father of the group. Hes taking care of his little gremlins ( Albus and Doc but mostly Attila, and now the listener.)
2. If Hipswitch ever had a partner he would call them the classic nicknames like Darlin, Sweetheart, Sugar, Baby.
A little thing I thought of is that when albus or Doc and Attila get in trouble Hipswitch Sends them to the time out corner for 5 to 20 minutes but mostly 5 to 10 because hes a big softie.
Also Hipswitch has scary dog privilege.
Bro Hipswitch Looks like Spider Noir from spiderman into the spider verse prove me wrong.
Anyways this whole thing was basically about Hipswitch soooo uh yea :)
So I was wanting to get into some more asmr series and I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions
I wanted to post something but I didnt know what to post so if you want to talk about goodboyaudios I will be more then glad too!
Since the a new episode of moth came out and it was with are amazing necromancer husband I decided to make more headcanons about Makkaro because why not
1. Makkaros parents would brush Makkaros hair when he was a young boy. If it was his father his father would hum or sing while doing it because his father was actually in a local choir.
2. Makkaro was the type of smart kid that if his class was doing a group project or just a partner project everyone would want to pick him
3. I also Think Makkaro preferred to work alone as a child which is something he took with him when he got older.
4. I also think the reason why hes such an amazing partner is because of his parents. I believe his parents had an amazing relationship.
5. Makkaro learned how to braid womans hair. Reason why is because he would love to play with his mother's hair and soon his mother taught him how to.
6. Makkaros mother I'm pretty sure was a detective so Makkaro would try to help like how when a young child tries to help there mom cook. Basically that.
7. He became a detective because of his mother. and also he thought it would be nice to help the innocent. But now that hes an necromancer hes hurting rather then helping the innocent so-
Vines x goodboyaudios
GB: okay so let's start off with like a simple problem to start off our day. Okay here's one so if Makkaro has 19 boney bois and he gives the guridain-
Zed: Wait why does Makkaro have so many boney boys in the first place?
Makkaro: MIND YOUR BUSINESS ZED!
Something I randomly thought of for no reason :D
Odin: Never back down, never what?
Fenrir: Never give up!
Odin: Never back down, never what?
Fenrir: Never give up!
Odin: Alright let's go!
I feel like they would do this before fighting okami.
*Spoliers for the latest bastard warrior episode*
Since albus is protecting the orphanage that faithful has run does that make him a Guridain Demon. Since Guridain Angel's Protect people and Albus is protecting the orphanage from people who might harm it. I dont know I just thought of it. I imagine him flying and hovering over the orphanage protecting it.
More headcanons for goodboyaudios characters because why not :D
I think that kearano and faithful like to bake together.
Faithful wants and tries to be the best mother she can be to kearano. When kearano and faithful get in a disagreement faithful will give kearno some space till she ready to talk. Faithful doesnt want kearano to have a bad home life. She wants kearno to be able to Express herself because faithful was never able to when she was in the temple.
I'm sorry if I have been making too many of these. But I hope you enjoy them.
I would Love to hear If you guys have any headcanons!❤
Lots of love❤❤
Headcanons for goodboyaudios characters
*Spoilers*
In the secret ending in the new bastard warrior episode has Albus as Kearano uncle. So I think sometimes they go on uncle and niece dates, they go get icecream, the park, and maybe even a tavern. When they go to a tavern Albus tells kearano not to tell her parents.
And Albus likes to have Kearno on his shoulders.
I feel like hes the type of uncle to let you cuss and help you sneak out.
This man has more talent in his pinkie than I have in my whole body
Bastard warrior was amazing Gb! You did awesome!
Bastard warriors new latest episode was amazing. Great work Gb! I'm sad Its over but it was amazing!
I'm an artist and I'm also a big fan of goodboyaudios. So I tried to draw Zed but For the LOVE OF GOD I CANT NOT DRAW HIS HAIR
Headcanons for goodboyaudios characters :D
I feel like Makkaro likes roses or lilacs
Something In my soul says Albus likes whiskey and really sweet drinks-
When Makkaro and Gienne Dance there like really close to eachother
Zed likes tea
I feel like Tyr is the type of father to go all out for your birthday. He would Get all the things you wanted on your birthday list.
I feel like Albus would like to be the little spoon because he never really got to feel loved and protected. I also think he would like to be the big spoon too.
Albus thinks cursive is some type of fancy people bullcrap.
Delvin wins or won alot of competition.
Hello :D
This evil mastermind
Sir why do you enjoy hurting us
Hurting is a part of life. The trick is making it hurt in a way that makes you want more.
Just things I thought of
Merrian Talking to zed: Stop chewing so fucking loud
Zed Stans: Leave that little guy alone!
Merrian:The fuck you gonna do if dont?!
Zed Stans: *Uses the tears of GBA fans*
Yall remember that one sence in moana with the crab where moana goes "That's my grandmas!" and The crab goes "I ate my grandma!"
that reminds me of Zed and merrian bro-
I still cant believe that yargwynn is Older than Makkaro.
Yargwynn is 57 and Makkaro is 35
HOW DOES YARGWYNN LOOK SO YOUNG WHATS HIS SECRET?! WHATS HIS SKINCARE ROUTINE. I MUST KNOW
Tyr is the father I'll never be able to have but I
have always wanted😭😭
Why Do I feel like Zed would be the type of kid to cry in the supermarket when he loses his mom