The Things They Say...lord...the Words...

The things they say...lord...the words...

*Sobs*

Hello!

I'm sorry I must curse you with this knowledge, but I recommend your comic to my friends, and they are simping for your older version of dipper. Hard. 😃

(Pls save me I'm scared they're so unhinged-)

Tell them he lives on a boat and smells like fish 😬

Lloyd when he's older chomping on the hottest most spiciest foods imaginable while Kai is sobbing on the floor-

Smol Lloyd: wasabi

Kai: hmm? You want some?

Lloyd: *nod*

Kai: OK.

Lloyd: *eats*

Lloyd:

Lloyd: help

Kai: *wheeze*

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AND I DONT WANT THE WORKD TO SEE ME-

30+ Years AU Pages 11 and 12! The Nile is a river in Egypt. 😔 Two pager today as penance for the long wait! Thanks for reading y’all.

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Thank you! And it's okay, it was mostly a failure on my part to address my points in my og post. I should have probably given more context to the things I said.

A win imo pilots are peak 😌

It was borderline comical and the moment I saw it I just stared at the screen in pure disbelief 😭

Ah, to think so much trauma unfolded from one mistake.

I have a theory that Wu was just not ready to handle his brother's banishment and straight up just left and when he came to himself he found out Lloyd was gone. It's angsty ✨️

My post was kinda meant to be comedic in a sense rather than discourse, but I still should have given more explanation so I apologize for that 😅

OK we all agree that misako is a shit parent

BUT

Wu ain't that much better than her. This man lets his nephew stay in a school for future gang members and criminals, even though he has the full authority to take him back.

And after getting him back, he puts him in multiple dangerous situations with the other ninjas.

This is not a misako-defending post, I have thoughts on her too. She literally abandoned her kid at said school and decided to fuck off to who the hell knows where and study ancient scrolls. And not ONCE did she think about checking up on her goddamn SON.

Legit, the only semi-decent parental figure Lloyd has is the dude destined to bring doom and destruction wherever he goes.

Said dude risked his life to save his son, literally DIED, and perhaps the only person Lloyd genuinely could look up to.

Come to think of it, lord Garmadon is one of THE best parents in the show. The other being Ed and Edna.

Kai and Nya's parents were kidnapped by a fucking dude, Dr.Julien got down and dirty with death a little after Zane's creation and Cole's dad is a neglectful asshole. Jay is the only one with loving parents.

The bar is so low it's in the realm of the departed, yet they STILL manage to trip over it and dig even deeper.

No wonder these kids are the way they are, I would have ended up in an asylum after the first two traumatic events.

Can u do some Mars headcannons?

Of course!

Mars headcannons:

He's way more patient and kind than Ares, choosing to take care of his kids and stay with the mortal parent for some time after their birth.

He leans more toward his protective aspect than the war aspect. Mars was the father of Rome and he was revered as a protector. He will most likely help demigods if they ask for his help. unfortunately, they rarely do so.

Venus and Mars are married, and quite loving too. Not many people know that they are. He gets her chocolates and flowers for Valentine Day.

He doesn't like the color red, weirdly enough. He tends to like colder yet softer colors like blue or teal.

He absolutely hates Ares. Because he believes him to be the optimum of what he despises.

Do you guys ever think how little sleep Stan must've got in the thirty years Ford's been gone?

This man has been getting up, every night, for thirty years trying to fix that damned portal, and then had to wake up early in the morning to keep the business of the mystery shack going, the sleep deprivation is real people.

But from another angle, do you think when he accidentally fell asleep at times, he woke up violently ill and guilty? Thinking to himself 'my brother is out there, who knows facing what and here I am, sleeping while he could be fighting for his life.' ?

It's probably not what happened, but I can't help but think even though his meeting with Ford was bitter, he finally slept at peace that night, knowing that at the very least his brother was here, at home, with his family, with him.

God these old men make me sick.