If You Are Capable Of Spearheading A Successful Revolution Within 3 Months, I Support You Not Voting

If you are capable of spearheading a successful revolution within 3 months, I support you not voting for a president. It’s clear you’d be very fucking busy. However, if this is not within your skill set, may I suggest some simple harm reduction voting?

It seems to me, that a lot of this “don’t vote” crowd (the ones that aren’t bots) are hoping someone else will do the revolution if they let things get bad enough.

“no one for president” you sound like such a fucking cringe edgelord and unless u plan on staging a massive revolution in a country of 300 million spanning 3.8 million square miles and overthrowing the government before November I would suggest voting for the candidate who DOESNT cater to white supremacy subcultures, getting involved in local community services & initiatives, donating to causes, or campaigning/protesting instead of this performative mock activism

Also one of the social media companies is owned by a weird guy who also owns a car company so… there may be some competing interests there

Finally, historians agree with my “Rome Fell Because Weird Dudes Thought About It Too Much” theory

This poll lacked a “all the fucking time” choice, which seems like a classic case of begging the question- as it imports the conclusion that driving is an inherently non-anxiety inducing experience with a few specific exceptions.

And um… no it’s fucking not. Driving should stress you out. It’s one of the things most like to kill you and the only thing outside of like combat you’re likely to kill someone else doing. It’s wild how much in American culture we paper that over so we don’t have to make changes to our transportation system.

“But who would take care of the building?!” They’re called co-ops, babes.

List of biggest corporate landlords in the US.