If We Were Gay By Nsp But Its Trevor X Crash And Trevor Is Singing It And Crash Is Having A Stroke Out

“If we were gay” by nsp but it’s Trevor x crash and Trevor is singing it and crash is having a stroke out of embarrassment cuz Trevor’s doing it in front of literally everyone and flowers like “now yk what it’s like”

I’m gonna make this an actual au lol ^^

Vamp Remus x human Virgil because Thomas confirmed Remus sleeps in a coffin in a tweet

Virgil was unhealthily obsessed with vampires (not to a weird annoying extent ofc but he loved them) then he met a weird vampire and was fascinated lol. That vampire was Remus. The vampire was weird asf but Virgil didn’t mind as first. Virgil was excited to have a vampire friend

But the vampire was already head over heels in love lol. He gave off the human hints of his affection but the human never gave in or noticed.

Virgil=21 year old college student

Remus= been alive since 18th century

Roman is in this au but it’s logince lol. He and Virgil are besties.

Remus lives in a castle with Roman. Their parents abandoned them when Roman and Remus were teens and left for a better life. (Roman is bitter about it but Remus doesn’t care)

The twins are close but Remus annoys Roman and Roman wants Remus to be more empathetic and more humane.

Roman is number dukexiety shipper cuz he’s never seen his brother like this before lol.

This is where I'd insert a joke about emo kids being mistaken for vampires if I had one

You know Remus would immediately latch onto this weird human gremlin. Unfortunately for him, courting in the 18th century is very different from modern dating, so of course Virgil doesn't catch on at first

And of course Remus would be just as oblivious if Virgil had the guts to flirt with him. The pure frustration building between the pair would drive Roman absolutely insane. How can his OTP be so dense?? This is why he's single. im gonna go ahead and willingly ignore that part of the ask before the ick hits

Todays old when I found out that @thatsthat24 was Thomas’s tumblr 💀 lol

I mean, I get why people like it! Remus had red eyes for Roman and Roman has green eyes for Remus! It’s totally creative but like- I don’t like Roman with green eyes idk why lol. I SORTA like red eyed Remus but like I also don’t at the same time lol

I’ll why but for some petty unknown reason I don’t like green eyes roman and red eyes Remus.

There’s not any reason just don’t like it lol 💀

The coffin of dukey and princy

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(The au is set in s1 which is why their outfits look like that lol)

Ashley=roman

Andrew=remus

Mrs graves=Janus

Nina=Logan

Julia=Virgil

Mr graves=Patton

Yoonbums dialogue to jieun but it’s Remus snapping or smth about people leaving or smth (cuz that’s his most popular form of angst I’ve seen tbh) like he ain’t hurting anyone he’s just crying in front of everyone