Harvey Is Secretly An Aerospace Nerd, Masquerading As A Different Nerd.

Harvey is secretly an aerospace nerd, masquerading as a different nerd.

I can't fathom a world where Harvey isn't a massive lightweight to the point he gets tipsy looking at alcohol.

The farmer is an absolute freak that can put drink sam and pam combined and still wake up the next day with no hangover

Harvey skyrocketing in popularity among stardew fans solely because of that Hozier song is so funny to me because it makes me feel like we are playing 2 VERY different games. Harvey is not "I'd rather take my whiskey neat my coffee black and my bed at three" he's a walking ball of anxiety dork of a man who probably goes to bed at 10 pm every night. If anything, the roles should be reversed cuz I KNOW the farmer is a freak.

someone get @badjokesbyjeff

Due to the unfortunate fact that straight people exist, there is in-fact, heterosexual cowboys.

Does that mean they were the majority, absolutely not, but there was at least one of them in existence at some point, so it is in fact real.

As for the others, rafting off a desert island is possible, if it's close to land. Correctly profiling strangers is possible off of sheer dumb luck, so unlikely but possible. Operating a computer without a mouse is possible, but painful.

I have no clue about the IV thing, so I'll just leave it untouched

Torture can get accurate information, but is in no way reliable. Knocking someone out for extended periods of time without adverse affects is possible, but the amount of sheer dumb luck is absurd. As people have pointed out, surface tension will turn water into concrete that will drown you if you don't die upon impact.

ACAB

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

Didn't we get Needles and Inksoul before Bonzo?

We got Inksoul, who's a serious threat, but doesn't take it seriously, then we got Needles who takes himself seriously but is Needles, then we got Bonzo.

Introduced episode 2, 6, and 10 respectively.

Either way the end message holds up.

Yes I know we don't have confirmation about Inksoul, but I mean come on, if they're not an avatar then I don't know what is.

The juxtaposition between tma's first avatar being Jane Prentiss, an overall serious and tragic character and tmagp's first avatar being fucking Mr. Bonzo

Story of humanity

forbidden demon cat I need 20 of them

it is once again... binturong appreciation hour