*crashes Into Room* Hahahahha Sorry For Being Late Guys I Totally Didn't Forget Kel's Birthday Totally

*crashes into room* Hahahahha sorry for being late guys I totally didn't forget Kel's birthday totally not hahahahha

FR like just let me be a silly lil guy 😿

Can it be socially acceptable to sing while you walk on the streets pls

Damian Wayne rizz

I'm not reading all of that but my first immediate though was "Mmmm fungussy"

what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing

I've genuinely been trying to avoid Hazbin spoilers so I could enjoy the whole show (bc I'm not paying for another streamer service), but those god damn lore shorts on yt always end up sneaking into my feed.

ZIEKK FREAK

Schrodinger's Wyvern