Zyanova - Unlike Paul Blart, Someday You'll Die

Pure comedy gold.

What? No this ear size is normal. Yes, they're ears. Yeah. It's normal.

Rule: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @bumblebeesdoorwings Thank you!! Ironically I saw your post before I got the tag notif so I got jumpscared by my name.

Relationship status: Single pringle, and I hope to stay that way. Apparently I have a lot of rizz, which is not working in my favor. 

Favorite color: Yellow! The exact shade would be kinda like a light mustard. I’m unsure how to explain it besides “the color of my walls” but I know that’s not helpful...

Something I want right now: To see my cousins. Why must they live so far away??

Song stuck in my head: I don’t actually have one stuck in my head right now, surprisingly!

Three favorite foods: Shwarma, ice cream, and french fries.

Last song I listened to: Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

Last thing I googled: "Dad am I ugly?” Don’t ask. Don’t. 

Dream trip: Ooh right now I really want to go on Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser.

If you have the opportunity to [safely] become a cyborg via body upgrades, would you take it? Oh goodness yes, why do you think my favorite oc is a cyborg? (Actually double points if it’s not safely. I want to nearly die in a spectacular way and come back as a sick cyborg.)

Tagging: @decepticonsuggestionbox @fanshitby808 @tuberculosis-bot-9000   @luciolefire @pastel-kaleesh @spontaneousspirit @acrowieboy @ghostfacedbat @stars-of-shadowmoon @daisylovesrumble (don’t feel like it’s mandatory to do this!)

Uh huh. Yeah. That's what they're doing. An important fact-finding mission. Uh huh.

Stop hating on the fnaf characters!

The animatronics are just SCARED, TRAUMATIZED CHILDREN THAT DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING

The puppet is TRYING TO AVENGE AND PROTECT THE MISSING CHILDREN

Ennard/The sl animatronics are TRYING TO ESCAPE A LIFE OF TORTURE AND BE FREE

William

Michael DEEPLY REGRETS WHAT HE DID TO HIS BROTHER AND HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF