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a doodle of my favorite girl 😚

@lorensdoodles i love you art 💛

Bees and their besties🐝🐝🐝

🤣🤣😂🤣😂

Hey good evening can we please see Megatron’s come back and want full custody of sari please and that first one was really funny good job 👏 👍

Ya got it. Here ya go

Ratchet: What’s happening now?

Prowl: Something the humans call… bitter break up.

Prof. Sumdac: I Still Don’t Understand! Why do you need Sari?

Megatron: I am going to say it clearly. You are not a good father.

Prof. Sumdac: What?!

Starscream: This is getting good.

Prof. Sumdac: What do you know about raising a kid? Hm?

Megatron: I know you have to spend time with them and not just one to two hours.

Prof, Sumdac: Oh. Uhm.. Well, do you have kids? How would you know.

Bumblebee, butting in: Technically, they’re his sparkling. *points to the three Decepticons*

Blitzwing: That’s fair.

Sari: I am so confused. On one hand, one has raised my whole life. On the other, killed countless lives to protect his kind. And occasionally dance parties. Hmmm…

Optimus: Is she really thinking about this?

Bulkhead: I’m lost.

Sari: Hmmm… Welp. I have new plans this weekend. Take Me Away, Mom!

Blitzwing: WHOO! New sister!

Lugnut: Wait wha-

Bumblebee: Welp..

Megatron: Worth it.

Drew this because it was on my mind and i think it fits. A means to practice more on drawing bots eh, references are so important

Bonus :

I made Bee's speech a mix of the OG Comic and a clip of the Movie. Here's the reference

oh no

Just Saw this pic on Twitter (i still call it Twitter, suck it up)

SORRY, SARI. YOU NEED TO MOVE, IT'S MY TURN NOW-

this was drawn by a person who wants their butthole to turn into a life saver gummy ring btw

Tbh, this is probably the BEST redesigns I've seen. Tho i still have a huge soft spot for the original Optimus

TFA TEAM PRIME HUMAN REDESIGNS FINALLY

FUCK

+headcannons

Optimus: gotta stay focused

looks too old compared to his bot form.

I find it impossible for Optimus to be more than a million years old in this canon. In the least, he's older than 1000 years and since we have mfs that are canonically over 70 million years old(fagatron iykyk) compared to that, he feels like a dude in his early-to-mid-30's being the group parent.

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-I made him more youthful, gave him curly hair, and tailored his clothing to actually look like his bot form.

-workaholic

-on the cusp of barley being able to hold his liquor

-doesn't own a pair of pajamas until Sari gets some for him

-usually forgets to put them on, but appreciates the gesture

-stays active for like, 3 days until he can't fight off sleep with work brain anymore, and unceremoniously passes out on the couch to sleep for a full 24 hours

-ratchet sighs and puts a blanket over him as per routine

-frequently checks security feed

-elf on the shelf despiser

-early morning talks with jazz and ratchet over coffee (they all wake up at 6 am)

-half thrives on caffeine and a vigorous training protocol

-is a dog person, loves German shepherds to death

David sama, pls forgive me ily very much

Ratchet: to old for this nonsense

doesn't match his body type in the slightest.

Ratchet is really old, he's got a sallow face and a gramp gut, how dare they square him. He's wayyy too angular and peachy looking.

-I gave him his luscious curves back, adding all the equipment id expect a field medic to have because he is a field medic, not a regular doctor. I changed his facial proportions, and also made his face gaunt, for that dead inside PTSD look.

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-drinks his coffee black with brown sugar, literally drinks it piping hot

-is one of those old people who complains about noise

-confiscates bumblebee and Sari's toy cars, and puts them in a high up cabinet

-neither of them know how to bypass the child safety lock lmao

-casual clothes includes a lot- a l o t of plaid shirts, and 10 pairs of the same blue jeans

-tunes out bulkhead and prowls convos about birdwatching

-big fan of political satire dramas

-Sentinel doesn't approve

-Ratchet doesn't give a rats ass about what he thinks of course

Bumblebee: professional smart-ass

doesn't match his body type/age.

Bumblebees holoform is presented as a 10-12 year old child specifically for the fact that he's short, and the comedic relief. Total ass

I set his human age as 19-20 years old, making him more of a big brother to sari because that og model is disappointingly lackluster

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-Bumblebee is a scrappy wisecracking punk, like an adhd kid who just got roller skates for Christmas.

-since he doesn't have wheels, I feel like he'd wear skates instead to emulate the feeling

-terrible at watching where he's going cuz he's too busy trying to show off, so ratchet makes him wear all that padding + training wheels

-legit despises the padding and training wheels

-Jealous of Blurr for mastering roller blades lmao.

-his favorite games are choose your fighter and fps

-saw ONE ancient ass assassins creed playthrough and begged ratchet to install hidden tasers in his arm bands (was denied)

-Sari used her key to do it instead

-self appointed "rizzler"

-Optimus has zero idea of what that means and thinks it's code for something dubious

-Ratchet knows what it means and thinks it's silly

-"I' was something of a rizzler myself back in my day, kid"

-bumblebee cringes

-loves summer and swimming

-wants to be the fastest thing in the sea because y'know, it's bumblebee

-is spooked from the beach for awhile cuz he saw sharks in Prowls nature documentary

-there are infact, no sharks in lake Erie

Bulkhead: big guy, bigger heart

doesn't match his body type/aspirations.

Jesus fuck he's so wide?? And his belly migrated to his shoulders?? I'm gonna be honest, I really hate this design. I feel like it contributed to the "brute strength = stupid" take that most in the fandom associates with him.

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-Bulkhead is a SWEET. CARING. NERD YOU FOOLS. He's like the male version of a tall goth gf-

-a tall-nerdy-farm hand-physics bf, You got me fucked up.

-Its already shown that bulkhead really likes art in Addition to creating it. He hates being only seen as the "muscle" so it wouldn't make sense for him to lean into that.

-bunny slippers that him and sari made together(she provided the buttons)

-the slippers go missing sometimes (basically considered community property unless he's wearing them)

(ratchet and prowl are the main offenders)

-frequent art museum goer

-really likes watching cooking shows, but is too shy to make food himself

-Owns a ton of star maps

-Really wants a treehouse that he, bumblebee and sari can hang out in

-pillowfort enjoyer

-casually reads quantum physics at the beach

Prowl: draft dodger

Doesn't look like him at all.

Prowls holoform being a mustachioed,white, police officer was an actual jumpscare for 7 y/o me, I kid you not

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- I know this bitch would not wear a helmet (you can't force him to) que windswept hair

-Not as much as starscreams, for obvious reasons but yk

-prowl is like one of those "shoes are a prison for your feet"

-emo hipster

-has a pet cactus named "planty"

-bumblebee heckles him for it

-can and has brought his cactus with him on early evening motorcycle rides

-the helmet is reserved for his cactus, bring your own >:(

-salad consumer

-him and jazz share custody of the cactus

-repeat victim of the cat distribution system

-ratchet has probably spent hours telling him they can't keep any animals at base

-frequent midnight picnics with jazz

-and beachcombing

-and roaming around antique stores cuz jazz wants to know what vinyl records are

-got a mug with an attempted pink chibi cat with big round shiny eyes painted onto it, courtesy of bulkhead trying to find an artsyle

-cherishes this mug to death

-has a shrine dedicated to it

TW: ROBOT BLOOD & GORE

You've been warned...

'bet you can't guess where the whole refrence is from.

Whole shit-ton of doodles of robogore when i have nothing to do in school. Can't believe i put so much effort to this

Close ups:

Man... My childhood is weird

ダウンタウンデトロイト・サリ

Rewatching TFA and I love stinkin ol' grumpy rude prick of an Autobot Ratchet so much I wish he would just trip on a rock and twist both his ankles- Also I think he should be allowed to swear his heart out

His voice always reminded me of Soldier from TF2 so that's where the first quote and the rocket jump doodly thing is from

When you have one human dad and five giant alien robot dads

pt 1

Pt 2

The newest addition to the TF Girls Club!

Chicas con dos chongitos en Transformers es igual a peligro 😈

I HATE BUMBLEBEE HE'S SO ANNOYING! *draws him happy with the people he loves*

anyway bumblebee hugging team prime that's the post

Sari Sumdac

How will the humans, Blackarachnia, and Waspinator react to Storm Front?

sumdac is fascinated by little stormy and he has a thousand questions about how sparklings work. Aside from that he likes sharing baby tips and telling stories of when sari was that age.

fanzone is annoyed by stormy and doesn't think that much of them. Stormy starts wailing whenever he shows up which has prompted him to start calling ahead before showing up.

Black arachnia doesn't think that much of them other than the fact that she REALLY doesn't want to deal with an angry mama bee and papa megs.

Waspinator and bee's relationship has improved over the years and stormy adores him so naturally he's crazy protective. Little storm is waspinator's nephew and he won't let anything bad happen to them.

Sari adores her "little brother" and she loves playing with them. They're her favorite in the world and she's more than happy to babysit whenever bee and mega ask.

Found family my Beloved 💖

💙🤖🔑 Found Family! 🔑🤖💙 

Yeah I love my Family

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