Heya Spike...are You Uh...are You Okay?

Heya Spike...are you uh...are you okay?

I suppose I am obligated to share the parts 0.5, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 of this post.

In partnership with @fanshitby808 and @tuberculosis-bot-9000 .

Uh huh. Yeah. That's what they're doing. An important fact-finding mission. Uh huh.

Rule: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @bumblebeesdoorwings Thank you!! Ironically I saw your post before I got the tag notif so I got jumpscared by my name.

Relationship status: Single pringle, and I hope to stay that way. Apparently I have a lot of rizz, which is not working in my favor. 

Favorite color: Yellow! The exact shade would be kinda like a light mustard. I’m unsure how to explain it besides “the color of my walls” but I know that’s not helpful...

Something I want right now: To see my cousins. Why must they live so far away??

Song stuck in my head: I don’t actually have one stuck in my head right now, surprisingly!

Three favorite foods: Shwarma, ice cream, and french fries.

Last song I listened to: Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

Last thing I googled: "Dad am I ugly?” Don’t ask. Don’t. 

Dream trip: Ooh right now I really want to go on Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser.

If you have the opportunity to [safely] become a cyborg via body upgrades, would you take it? Oh goodness yes, why do you think my favorite oc is a cyborg? (Actually double points if it’s not safely. I want to nearly die in a spectacular way and come back as a sick cyborg.)

Tagging: @decepticonsuggestionbox @fanshitby808 @tuberculosis-bot-9000   @luciolefire @pastel-kaleesh @spontaneousspirit @acrowieboy @ghostfacedbat @stars-of-shadowmoon @daisylovesrumble (don’t feel like it’s mandatory to do this!)

I'm sobbing, this is the most beautiful thing--

A cassette player flying through the sky at a hundred miles an hour!!!

I will never mentally recover from this.

This, kids, is the only proper response to when someone interrupts your villain monologue.