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Former bartender with a wee bit of sommelier and cicerone training and I can confirm that these are spot on pairings. If wine isn't your thing, I would also suggest a bourbon or sherry cask whiskey for dick as these types of whiskey and umami are friends that love to compliment each other the whole night. A citrusy, floral gin for pussy, as this will play well with the sour and acidity notes.

For the beer drinkers, a brown ale will enhance the nutty, earthy flavour of dick, whereas stout will counteract the saltiness, especially if you prefer to consume the reward for your efforts. A fruit beer (especially anything apricot), will balance out the acidity of pussy. A witbier or pilsner would also go nicely. If you're a fan of tart and tangy, double down and go with a sour beer such as a Berliner Weisse, or Fruit Lambic. Happy dining. 😉

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are