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i would like to tell you about Giant Freshwater Stingray!!!

at over 6ft across, they are one of the largest freshwater fish in the world!

sir, that is a river monster. 

they give live birth to a litter of up to 4 pups, and are all extremely good-looking and charismatic:

a good fact to know is that they are basically floppy pancakes. just flappy flapjacks. wiggly mushrooms:

their stings are coated in toxic mucus (toxic mucus, how cool is that), but they are typically docile and curious.

oh. oh oh oh!! and this is what it looks like upside down!

i love you giant freshwater stingray!!!!!