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"Shit someone hasn't gunned ya' down yet?"

"Not through lack of trying, believe me. I'm just quicker on the draw than they are..." Roman answers casually as though Harley would be disappointed to hear the good news. Pungent scent of tobacco fills Gotham's air as the crime lord inhales a much-needed lungful, the trusty weight of Sodom and Gomorrah in their holsters making him feel very much at ease. "So what about you? Surprised nobody's tried offin' you yet, or maybe they have and you just aren't telling?" Tease.