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Part 1 | Kenma x Fem!Reader
i would write a gn!reader but i suck. also this one's dedicated to my friend who needed help sexting, amen. reblog to help a gurl out or whatuva
if someone told you you’d be a content creator on OnlyFans a month ago, you would’ve laughed at them. there was no way that was going to happen. you were a student at a reputable university, with a solid GPA. professors loved you, and classmates often came to you for help. you were a model student, there was no reason for you to get an OnlyFans.
yet, you were curious. and curiosity led you here.
you didn’t know what compelled you to actually press post. you blamed it on your now ex, who decided to body-shame you when you sent him a nude that he asked for. rage brew in your chest and right after you cussed him out for it, you had pressed post.
if you’re being honest, you didn’t expect your post to gain that much traction in just a few hours. you didn’t expect that just a month later, you’d have 100k followers. you didn’t expect you’d be celebrating by auctioning a phone call, but here you are.
of course you have to get comfortable. you begin by setting up your laptop and camera. placing them in just the right angle so that it catches your reflection off the mirror behind you, but the equipment stays hidden. you put on a lace masquerade mask. then, you press ‘stream’.
“hi,” you purr, “are you guys ready for tonight’s event?”
there must be just a few hundred viewers, but the comments are flooding. but one particular user stands out: KennyBoi5. it’s such a dumb name, but he was your first follower. he clearly has money, with the way he keeps dropping hundreds into your PayPal everytime you upload something. sometimes, he even transfers money out of nowhere.
"well, ladies and gents," you say, picking up your wand, "let the bids begin."
as soon as you pressed the wand to your clit, you moan. your eyes flicker to your laptop where several people have started to bid already. you wait for KennyBoi5 to place a bid but he's nowhere to be seen.
you push your disappointment to the side and start fingering yourself. you get to two fingers when KennyBoi5 makes an appearance.
$450, just a little higher than the last highest. you pout.
on the other side of the screen, Kenma is palming his cock on one hand, the other hovering above his keyboard to extend the bid when it was starting to look like someone else might have you.
he doesn't know why he's choosing to spend his Friday night watching an OnlyFans stream when Hinata had invited him to drinks. he doesn't know why he's hard looking at a stranger pleasure herself. he doesn't know why he's determined to be the highest bidder.
for a whole hour, the bids keep coming and coming. you have moved to a plain dildo now, gently rocking yourself back and forth. you've been edging yourself for so long, you think you'd come from just a tap to your clit.
"alright folks, bidding will end in 10, 9-," you start counting down, and watch as the remaining bidders race. $5500, $6000... Finally, just as you finish, the number turns $10,000, highest bidder: KennyBoi5.
Kenma releases a reliefed sigh and loosens the harsh grip on his cock. he throws his head back, and closes his eyes. he briefly contemplates leaving you with the money when his screen lights up with a call from you. without hesitation, he accepts the call.
the first thing he heard is your moan, loud and desparate. then, a whine.
"please kenny, can i cum? i'm too sensitive, please..."
Kenma groans, "no."
your thighs clench at the voice, gravelly, as if experiencing the same torture you're experiencing.
"please, sir. let me cum..."
"no," Kenma chuckles, "i'll let you cum when i want you to."
your eyes roll back. you curse under your breath. his voice and dominant tone is working you up, and you can't do anything but whimper.
"put your phone on speaker and close to your pussy. let me hear it," he commands.
you moan, shakily placing your phone right under your pelvis. you thrust the dildo faster into you so he can hear every sound.
"good girl. good litle girl."
"please sir, i really want to cum," you cry out as tears pour down from the overstimulation. "please, my legs are shaking, my pussy's twitching, it hurts, please i-"
"that's not my problem, is it?" Kenma asks as he strokes his cock fast.
you sniff, "i was rooting for you, you know? i wanted you to bid the highest. wanted to spend alone time with you."
Kenma can't help but moan. "is that right? then we should savor this moment, shouldn't we? we should make this even longer."
"no please. i haven't cum in over an hour. been waiting for you to let me cum. please, let me cum."
Kenma's hands stroke his cock faster, "tsk. fine," he sneers but even he can't last longer. "cum, cum for me, y/u/n."
with a strangled cry, you cum. your hips lift off the ground as you start squirting.
"nghh, i'm squirting. i'm squirting-"
Kenma growls at the sounds you are making, with a few final thrusts he shoots his load on his laptop screen, until your profile picture is covered with his cum.
"thank you, sir," you giggle.
Kenma can't help but smile. "you did good, y/u/n. i'm looking forward to more of your content."
you blush, "of course.."
the two of you end the call and go to sleep for the night. but not before masturbating to the thought of each other again.
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I um... I can explain🧍🏻♀️
I think
I have no friends
Hits home as a skinny person. Bigger people deserve love, but not at the expense of us. We're not even the #1 standard anymore because slim thic is the trend now.
Don't put us down to get yourself to feel better. It helps no one.
If you give someone a compliment by putting someone else down, your good person points are automatically revoked.
There is an immense amount of people who cover up mental health issues with jokes about their mental health
𝗁𝗂𝗀𝗁-𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝖺𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇 + 𝗌𝗇𝗂𝗉𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗄
Most adults get aggravated at children for their lack self- control and respond to them with annoyance and disrespect modeling the very attitude they disapprove of.
Yes, but no. They'd recognise the signs and symptoms, but they wouldn't label it as a "disorder". They'd probably find ways to cope with that disorder, and that could be in a positive manner. Since the whole country has it, experts may even give that disorder more priority than others, and try to find healthy ways of coping...
If a country was only inhabited by people with the same mental disorder no one would realize there was a mental disorder.
so excited to show y'all our game plan too heheh ❤️
ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏs sᴜɪᴛᴇ cooked up a mini feast to plan our purging minors and 100+ follower special. Stay tuned to find out what we have in store!
@daddydaishouu @sir-tsukki @officialadriahtomas
Fake plants are made out of million year old real plants
straight up insulting come fuck me up master 🥺💕
Good morning to all brats and good girls! If you’d like to play, I’d like to know what kind of what you are and how you like to brat. I’ll go first.
My type of bratting is just teasing and pretending I didn’t do anything because I’m an innocent, precious little angel 💙
𝕴𝕭𝕿𝕮 𝕾𝖚𝖕𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖆𝖎𝖐𝖞𝖚𝖚
summary : which of the haikyuu characters enjoy ittt bitty titties (or booties), and how'd they show their support
warnings : none
genre : a wee bit NSFW, but nothing explicit
a/n : i rarely see posts celebrating us flat folks so i hope y'all enjoy this~
they genuinely couldn't care less
» osamu, atsumu, suna, TSUKISHIMA, kita, kenma, kiyoko, saeko, TENDOU, aran, kuroo, oikawa, kageyama, hinata, daichi, UKAI, shirabu, ushijima, SAKUSA, yamamoto
they're might even be more attracted to itty bitty titties (or booties)
» TSUKISHIMA, TENDOU, kuroo, YACHI, ennoshita, alisa, konoha, semi
sucking on your nipples is their favorite pastime
» ATSUMU, koganegawa, KAGEYAMA, inuoka, LEV, yahaba, bokuto, KYOUTANI, kindaichi, futakuchi, aone, GOSHIKI, adriah, meian, aran, YAKU, yamamoto
playing with your nipples/circling your boobies with their fingers is their favorite pastime
» akaashi, kita, OSAMU, OIKAWA, yahaba, kyoutani, kunimi, daishou, KUGIRI, romero, sakusa, SUNA, oliver, yamamoto
has a hand on your ass at all time (regardless of size)
» suga, DAICHI (unless in public), ATSUMU, KYOUTANI, TERUSHIMA, daishou, suna
always rubbing your ass while cuddling (again, regardless of size)
» BOKUTO, ATSUMU, kuroo, futakuchi, MEIAN, reon
CONSIDER LIKING AND REBLOGGING TO HELP OUT
Ok so i finished my shit BUT i have to do chores now so hot blog summer can wait...
After I finish my personal statement, I'm reconstructing all blogs!!!
The upside of being poor is that you know your friends aren’t after your money, and if you’re ugly, you know they’re not with you because of your looks.
It's true, @daddydaishouu and I constantly enable and scold each other
Yaku baby! Who's be the ones to eat something dangerous and who'd be the stressed parent?
~(•‿•)
Eating bad things: @official-lev-haiba @chaoticryder Cece, me @bodaddybokuto @solvity
Stressed parent: @mod-x @alisahaibaofficial @officialojiroaran
both: @nishinoya-yuu-rolling-thunder @daddydaishouu @nekogirladenosine