Aedra - Tumblr Posts
“Akatosh on high, first of the Eight, provides wisdom. He blesses the crown of King Casimir and lends his symbol to the Daggerfall crest.
"When you feel the wind, know that Kynareth’s breath strokes your cheek. Let Kynareth bless the start of every journey.
"Remember that you are never the first to deal with a problem. Let history and the wisdom of Julianos bring you the clever answers you need.
"Young men and women often come to the cathedral to sooth their aching hearts. Let them beware Dibella. The fire in her eyes has a way of attracting the lonely and the lover alike.
"Remember that Arkay steers the cycle of life and death. He appears at the sunset of your life and provides the direction you need as darkness finally falls upon your existence.
"Thank Zenithar for the gold in your purse, but remember he is also responsible for the holes in a beggar’s pocket.
"Young wives should always pay deference to Mara, for no child comes into this world without the goddess’s blessing.
"No society stands after Stendarr has deserted it. Make offerings to the god of righteous rule so that Daggerfall remains strong and pure.”
–A sermon for the Eight heard in Daggerfall
I was going to make a funny post and say we should throw out some of the divines, but if you look at their spheres in an abstract manner, it makes sense for them to be there.
Akatosh is time, the stabilizing force, the time to spacetime, Kyne (and Lorkhan) are space, where things exist. Arkay is the cycle of birth, life and death. Dibella is beauty and love, the desire to live. Mara is love, the force that keeps us preserving despite circumstances, Julianos is logic, the ability to make informed decisions. Stendarr is mercy and compassion, extending care beyond one’s individual group to everyone else. Zenithar is work, to help your community and to put passion into things you love. Talos is a little bitch, we actually don’t need him
He keep throwing dragon eggs and sees which dragon or dragonborn that can fix the messes especially one that was caused by Alduin
Akatosh solution to fix the world messes is to keep making more children and throw them into the mortal realm to see what stick
Akatosh when his other children *breathe*
Akatosh when the last dragonborn wreck havoc
oh you want the Aedra instead? yeah ok sure we got uhhhh
Demented time dragon
Semijesus
Aphrodite 2!
King Julien, God of Smorts
Kyne, who seems to juggle way too much of the actual responsibility
Hera 2! (now not a petty bitch!)
Surrender, God of Mercy*
*unless you’re undead, a demon, or a heretic
Zenimax, God of Microtransactions
TALOS LOVES YOU
Shezarr ma Nezzarr, the Lich King
Magnus Rushes Out
Jeff the Tree
Triple Mac, Accidental Orc
and maybe a couple demigod elves but only sometimes
you want the daedric princes? yeah sure okay we got uhhhh
Azura, the Queen of Twilight
If The Hunger Games Was A Person
Collarbone Unpleasant (And His Goodest Boy)
Cthulhu
Furry Lord
The Perks of Being a(n Immortal Orcish) Wallflower
Entropy Incarnate
Mean Girls, But With Sword
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Drac Daddy
Gross
Raven from Teen Titans
Neat Freak... Pyrite? Perrier? Perry the Platypus? fuckin whatever
Bacchus 2! (now 45% cooler!)
Wes Anderson playing Fantasy Joker
Vermin, the LSD dealer