Aexdrian & Emyth - Tumblr Posts

3 months ago
When Will Your Relationship Ever Be This Strong

When will your relationship ever be this strong


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3 months ago

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual


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3 months ago

job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.


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3 months ago

had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating "that miserable greasy toast"


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3 months ago
A line drawing of two mostly featureless figures. The leftmost figure is clearly stressed and lost in thought, their thoughts jumbled as they panic about being perceived as disgusting or a freak by the other party.
The rightmost figure has a placid and cheerful expression, and it's indicated they are way more of a freak than the person on the left.

love this gimmick


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3 months ago

i hate texting let me bite you


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3 months ago

I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.


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