Ah... So This Is How I Know That I Am Indeed A Simp - Tumblr Posts

Hmm just wanted a place to post this lol

So last night I had a dream about Corpse Husband. (So basically, I've been listening to his music all day and now he's invaded my dreams at night. It's an all around good time.)

In this dream, I was just casually enjoying his music with my headphones and the lyrics are on the screen of my phone (I was listening to E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE lmao). Well, my mom is hovering around and happens to read the lyrics. All of a sudden she gives me this weird look and starts demanding that I explain why I'm listening to it. And I'm getting straight up defensive because "I'm a grown ass woman, what do you mean explain?"

So anyway, I actually do start defending him saying things like:

"But mom he's really nice and funny!"

"His music is ☠🦴🔪, but his personality is 🥺💕."

Like words just stop coming out, and literal emojis are floating over my head. My mom is giving me even more of a strange look at this point, but before she can say anything the genre switches. Suddenly, I'm watching a black and white film about man that sings blues marrying a girl that dances swing.

And then I wake up—

There was absolutely no point to this I just wanted to put my dream out there. 😂