Ahahah Im Not Gonna Mention The Uh Death The Um - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

I had a dream where me and some other idiots were given the power to nuke the planet... and for some reason we did it. And the reasoning is: if everyone is dead = world peace because NO ONE IS ALIVE TO KILL EACHOTHER ANYMORE. Return to Precambrian era and start over is the idea ig. Except me and the idiots launching the nukes get to live because... yes? I don't know man these morals are shit and I didn't get to decide. Before we detonate the nukes we go into this cool bunker thing that looks like an airplane underground and im shitting my pants because we are literally NUKING THE PLANET and no one has tested this chamber before it looks unsafe as hell and we might all die. We launch the nukes and they take a while to reach their location and for some reason we get out of the bunker and just stand on a hill and watch the destruction happen. Ofc as the main characters we get some cool magic and we have this lil forcefield around us as everything else is blown away. And when the nukes are done doing their job the earth now looks like a Minecraft superflat world. Except round.


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