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I salute you 🫡 holy shit that’s a whole six inches taller than me whdidkchejh

Size difference is so attractive like having to be on tiptoes to kiss her. her being like "look up at me" while talking to me OMG. us holding hands and I realize her hand is a lot bigger than mine. wearing her shirt and I literally float in it

I might have a size kink

only one kiss? oh angel i’ll cheer you on from any seat in the house, maybe an extra something for every goal that doesn’t make it past you

and i’ll fix your shoerack, if you can fix this itch i have to turn the tables and fuck you while i’m wearing your jersey.

yknow, masc to masc.

USHDHD HOLY FUCK I—

I’ve never been more motivated to save goals in my LIFE. maaaybe I’ll even make some super flashy saves, just for you (and that promise of an extra something).

Oh I’ll fix that itch, babe, don’t you worry. Then you can wear my jersey and have me any way you like <3 Maybe up against that shoe rack, let’s see how sturdy you made it.

and masc to masc, if you DON’T, I’m filing for divorce and taking the damn shoe rack with me 😤 (you can keep the jersey though—I’ll be nice)

I’m not above admitting I’d be down for a girl to use me as some stress relief 🤭 like yeah I’m right here what’re you gonna do about it? fuck me til I cry? pssshh go ahead and try it babe

thinking….thinking some more about a girl who just can’t help herself and simply has to masturbate to pictures of me I took just for her <3

oh oh bonus points because I’ll send her more on purpose just to get her especially riled up