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Sturmhond: Anne, what are you doing tomorrow? Anne: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do. --- Sturmhond: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Anne: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Sturmhond: How so? Anne: It makes holes. --- Astarion, looking at a map: It’s a barren, featureless wasteland out there, isn't it? Anne: Other side, Astarion... --- Anne: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Astarion: Thanks, it's the trauma. --- Halsin: Damn, the power went out. Anne: Don’t worry, I got this. Anne: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Halsin: What-? Anne: I swallowed a glow stick! Halsin, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU- --- Halsin: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Anne: Literally or figuratively? Halsin: I have to specify?

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Sturmhond: Punch me in the face. Anne: ...Punch you? Sturmhond: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? Anne: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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The glance Anne casts at Astarion is pinched. It’s hard to say whether she’s disgusted, disappointed, or disgruntled—though knowing her, it’s all three.

“It sounds like a pain in the fucking arse,” she replies, but she’s all the more the hypocrite for it, spoiling for a good fight as often as she is. But goblins are a pain in the ass generally, so it’s not a lie at least. Besides which, “Aren’t ye fuckin bored a’ goblins yet?” Gods know she is. In her scant few days ashore all she’s managed to do is get embroiled in a conflict with alien god-beings and stamp out a few dozen goblins.

Anne had hoped life ashore might offer greater variety to her day-to-day life, but so far even the dullest day at sea was proving less monotonous. Mind flayers and goblins, goblins and mind flayers—where lives the diverse life so many sailors claim to find in Faerûn?

“I’m just sayin, less ye are over-fond a’ easy fights, there’s gotta be a smarter way ‘n just chargin their gates.”