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"Tony, you asked me to come over. You wanted me here you can't simply send me away."

"Drinking is all I’m interested in today. So, I highly suggest that you bother someone else.”
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"

"It wasn't my intention but if I hadn't gone after them, who would? We're supposed to be Avengers."

"I've had worse."
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"

"It wasn’t my intention but if I hadn’t gone after them, who would? We’re supposed to be Avengers."

"I'll heal, we both know it. I had to, Tony, you don't understand."
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"

"It wasn’t my intention but if I hadn’t gone after them, who would? We’re supposed to be Avengers."
Dinner and a Show
Make Brucie regret this, or I will cry.

It was a look, just a look he gave Tony before taking a seat. But the look spoke volumes. Don't, just don't Tony. Not tonight, please. It seemed a simple request but he knew he asked a lot from Tony. Asking him not to relentlessly flirt with Danielle was hard enough, asking him to also not embarrass him being getting drunk and doing something stupid, or put on the suit and show off, well, it was near impossible. Something would go wrong, something always went wrong and Tony was rarely well behaved.

Bruce closed his eyes and sighed. It had already begun, Tony was working hard to push button, but Dani was quite capable of handling herself.
He couldn't seem to bring himself to truly chastise Tony for his poor behaviour but nor could he ignore it. "Drinks maybe? I think it might help us unwind a bit, though I can tell the ice doesn't need to be broken at all."
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Bruce glanced up at the lights as they flickered but his eyes immediately moved back to Dani as she leaned closer to Tony. He did not like this game already. This was more potentially dangerous that he had initially realized, not just with Tony on purposefully bad behavior but with Dani having an emotionally wild mutation that could leave Tony vulnerable. He let out a shaky breath as she took his hand. He gave it a comforting squeeze then walked her to the couch to sit.
"I'll assist you with those drinks, Tony," he said as he turned to face the other man.
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"I've done thing, things I'm not proud of. I've hurt people."
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"

"It wasn’t my intention but if I hadn’t gone after them, who would? We’re supposed to be Avengers."

Bruce was silent for a long moment. He looked shameful.
"Tony I.. I've murdered people."
He trusted Tony with his secret who he was, what he had done. but it hurt, oh god, it hurt to say aloud. He looked down to the ground to hide his guilt.
"All to keep him at bay, the other guy. He's.... monstrous."
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"

"It wasn’t my intention but if I hadn’t gone after them, who would? We’re supposed to be Avengers."

"Tony, I swear..." He sighed, exasperated by the bachelor's intent. "Aren't you seeing Natasha?" he asked, hoping to side track him vastly. He knew it was still early in their dating, and Natasha never asked for any commitment from Tony, but she was too good of a woman to become sidetracked with. Even Bruce knew that. He respected her greatly. "Besides. She's not interested. And she'd be nothing but trouble for you," though as the words left his mouth he realised he'd presented nothing but a challenge to his friend.
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Bruce wanted to yell at Tony, wanted to tell him to knock it off, but he maintained his cool. Angered at the man's behaviour. There was no reason for him to 'defend' Dani. She defended herself quite well. He drank down his glass despite his better judgement and poured another glass before sitting on the other side of Dani. "Tony," he warned, his eyes sharp, his temper tested and patience wearing thin.
If he wasn't careful he'd have to excuse himself and talk down the Hulk who was already growing possessive, clawing at Bruce, begging for a chance to claim her, to defend her as Bruce would not. Bruce respected her too much to treat her like property. Hulk cared little for respect.
Dinner and a Show

Bruce looked at her as even as could be, and placed a kiss to her cheek. "Maybe we shouldn't have come by for dinner just yet," he conceded. He stood, but stepped away from the two, giving Tony a stern look, "Why don't you ready yourself to leave, I have to use the rest room. I'll only be a moment," he assured her, not waiting for an agreement, knowing it was dire, though he had stared his friend down the entire time.
He got up, and moved to the restroom, staring himself in the mirror.
"Not here, not now," he warned.
"Brucie, he'll take our precious girl. He wants her. Stark wants our sweet girl, and we must keep her. She is ours," Hulk hissed in return.
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"We must remain calm, we're almost out of here," Bruce instructed.

"No Brucie, we are done being calm. We will take what is ours."
The change occurred faster, with less resistance that normal. Bruce was of no mind to restrain Hulk, between his agitation and intoxication. He was not himself. He turned and left the bathroom, his eyes coming to rest on Tony and the close proximity to Dani, It was a malicious smile that took his face. "Stark," he barked, "You bastard."
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"Keep your hands off of, our precious girl." He growled as he yanked Tony's arm away and then backhanded, Dani. "Whore!" he spat. "You belong to me and me alone."
He looked back to Tony, who was already suffering and gripped his arm tight enough to bruise. "You can push Brucie around but I am not him. I'm not weak and cowardly. You won't touch what's mine, not again." There was a dangerous glint in his eyes, more than the lust for murder. Possessiveness, Anger. Even towards Tony, a man who had always been a friend.
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"You won't lay another hand on her, Stark. If you do I'll snap every frail little bone until you beg for me to stop," there was nothing empty in his threat, his eyes intent upon the other man. He roughly let go of his arm and turned to Dani, the same intent look in his eyes as his grabbed her by the wrist, intent on pulling her home. He wouldn't remain any longer.
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"I don't care about making that idiot happy," he said stepping closer to Tony, squeezing harder at Dani's wrist as if to prove a point. "Take your hands, before I break them, Stark. Release me now, or I'll really make sure you both suffer." It was a final warning. If he wasn't tested already, he was now. He would make them pay, both of them. He would make sure neither tested him again. Hulk was not to be commanded.
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"No." He moved to kick Tony square in the chest, and pushed Dani hard against the wall. Not caring if he knocked her cold. No one would demand anything of him, least of all, Tony. "You think you can take my precious girl from me, you think you can touch her. Brucie is angry too, he won't stop me from making you beg this time."
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"You think you're so clever, but you're stupid and filthy like everyone else." He moved towards Tony and threw a punch at his gut, subconsciously not wanting to do more damage to the reactor, knowing Tony's life depended on the device. Still, his eyes were murderous. He had all intent on making Tony beg for him to stop.
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"Tony, be serious, for once! I'm telling you I'm a monster and you're cracking jokes?"
"This is crazy! You don’t chase criminals! You’re not Batman!"

"It wasn’t my intention but if I hadn’t gone after them, who would? We’re supposed to be Avengers."


Every Monster Was A Man FIRST.
-Edward Albee
Indie Bruce Banner & Tony Stark