Alf: I Said WHAT IF WHAT IF - Tumblr Posts
9 months ago
TLK Uhtred/Alfred (tw//sssssssslightly nsfw)
The texts are from this post (this is by far the most important information in this fandom which I should’ve known earlier thank you @ kingslionheart I’m thanking you with my whole life if you see this)
In a nutshell, Alfred wrote these could-not-be-more-gayer texts in his translation of Soliloquies of Augustine, which were not the original texts but the lines he came up on his own. Why? Alfred? why? 🏳️🌈? My boi was there something you were troubled with? 🤨?
Also here’s another doodle I’ve got. Alfred with his puppy.
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Why am i so fond of them i can’t understand???????
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ok fr there is no straight explanation for that translation
alf rly said ok but what if wisdom was a naked man wouldn’t you want to touch him with your bare hands 🤔🤔🤔
the Witan: what
Alf: I said WHAT IF WHAT IF
also I loveeeee the way you drew the bodies here
and the Alf & Uht doodle is sooooo cuteeeeeee 😭
and lowkey hot cough
I love how your chibis always look so tired with life lol IT MAKES THEM EVEN CUTER AND PATHETIC OK
and you are literally our beacon of light for nsfw Alf x Uht content dear lord 🧎➡️🙏✨
also I’m so sorry seeing those candles so close to them is making my mind go weird places cough