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lifesteal members react to you having a tapeworm

zam: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm…

parrot: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!

clownpierce: *goes yandere* i-i’m the only one allowed in your guts

ashswag: tch… that’s so fucking unepic. we’re through [y/n]. you lose the internet. kek.

branzy: you weren’t suppose to know about that. *slaps you around*

minute: this is such a pain in the ass

roshambo: *games*

mapicc: um……. okay

vitalasy: *slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach* mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]