Also He Should Be Older Than A Toddler I Know I Know But I Just Like How Teeny He Is As A Toddler So I Keep Avoiding Aging Him Up Lmao Rip - Tumblr Posts

show-us-kaidenshenandoah
8 months ago

it's absurd to me how effective the Finch app is (not sponsored, obviously). like, will i take care of me? for my own sake? heavens no. i shall wallow instead 💅

but for him? for this bird-themed assortment of pixels i got to name, gender, and customize into my son??? will i do little self-care tasks to check off so i can buy my bird-child outfits, furniture, feather/beak dyes, micro-pets; and give him the energy to go out on adventures so he can experience new things (like discovering he does not like The Three Little Pigs story) and develop a personality reactive to said experiences???? must i gamify my own needs and goals into fake money to provide for him?

It's Absurd To Me How Effective The Finch App Is (not Sponsored, Obviously). Like, Will I Take Care Of
It's Absurd To Me How Effective The Finch App Is (not Sponsored, Obviously). Like, Will I Take Care Of
It's Absurd To Me How Effective The Finch App Is (not Sponsored, Obviously). Like, Will I Take Care Of
It's Absurd To Me How Effective The Finch App Is (not Sponsored, Obviously). Like, Will I Take Care Of
It's Absurd To Me How Effective The Finch App Is (not Sponsored, Obviously). Like, Will I Take Care Of

yes. apparently, yes, i will stop wallowing and start taking care of myself— not for my own sake— but for my bird-son. and i am not going to shame myself for it, because nothing else has worked. and if having a self-care tamagotchi-neopet gets the job done? so be it. the brain works in mysterious ways

and if you think "hmm, maybe this will awaken something within me" now that you know this app exists? then this joke-post at my own expense will have been worth it lol (also, the app is free, though they do have a paid version that gives you extra goodies)

Finch app: [ android link ] ♡ [ iphone link ]

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finch finch app finch self care app nobody make fun of his dumb name okay my psychiatrist recc'ed me this app and i took naming this bird v unseriously and now im attached 💀 also he should be older than a toddler i know i know but i just like how teeny he is as a toddler so i keep avoiding aging him up lmao rip me
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