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Oh god, I just thought what the baron bunny would look like...
Just fricken jet black instead of red, has "supreme" written on it's back, has a gold watch on each wrist, painted on Nikes at the feet, and finally, a fallout new vegas power armor styled baseball cap. Of course the hat would have holes in it for the ears. Maybe some shades instead of goggles as well?
Ah frick it, just have it in a drip pose as well
Ok, so I got this scar on my right hand. I don't remember how I got it except it was from a surgery. Anyway, so I'm contemplating if I should throw my hat in the villain au- or is the impostor au? Eh whatever, let's just see how my low caffine filled mind will type then.
Implied male reader because that's what I am and I'm comfortable writing that. Also, you have the scar I mentioned at the top because I had a thought 'bout this.
Side note, *grabs a megaphone and turns it on* anyone of any age or whatever can read this. I honestly don't give a fuck! Just don't complain to me about it!
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You just gotten home from an exhausting day of whatever the hell you do. You've made the decision of playing Genshin after a total of 1 hour and 1 minute of looking through your library of games. The game started up and when those doors in the loading screen up, you started to get sucked into the screen along with your phone. When you finally get sucked in, your vision faded to black....
But luckily you didn't die as you landed in a convenient field of flowers.
"Ugh..." you groaned out. You lifted yourself up and saw the beautiful city of Mondstat.
"Nope, I'm going back to sleep. This is a dream" you speaked to yourself and then faceplanted back onto the flower field.
A bit of time passes as you woke back up again to still see the sunsetting over Mondstat.
"Well I'll be, I guess Sagau just came ture..." you spoke to yourself as you got up and headed towards the city. As soon as you got to the gates, the two knights of Favonius standing guard look at you with curiosity and shock.
"Daw shite, don't tell me this is a impostor au..." you thought. A bit of worry kicks in as you might get you family jewels cut off by Jean or possibly Ningguang. The latter if you escaped this place and go to Liyue due to a series of unfortunate events (🎵Look away, look away, look away🎵).
After some time walking around and just taking in the beauty of this world, ignoring the looks of the citizens of course. You were suddenly stopped by one of the top tier waifus, Jean Gunnhildr. Your eyes widen and felt heat on your cheeks because Jean was your first waifu and first five star so you obviously had a little, itty-bitty, tiney tiny crush on her.
"Please tell me as to why your where our gods face, impostor" Jean sternly said to your face.
You looked around then back at her. "You talking to me?" You said back to her as you pointed at your face with your right hand.
Jean looked at your hand and her face turns from serious to shocked. She then gets on her knees and clasped her hands together in a prayer formation.
"I'm so sorry your greatness! I thought you were an impostor! How can I be so stupid!" She pleaded to you as you stared at her with confusion.
"...What?" You questioned. Jean stand back up and grabs your hand and pinted at your scar. "Your mark, you made your the skin on the back of your hand form a heart. You did this to always prove your divinity to us. Along with symbolizing the love you put into crafting our world with your hands!"
"I always thought it looked like a speech bubble..." you said quietly to yourself as Jean was mesmerized by your hand. You soon realized a crowd of people was surrounding you. Jean snapped out of her trance and got her self up. She looked at the crowed began to speak to the people. "Everyone! Rejoice as our God blessed us with their presence!" She then lifts your right hand up to show your scar.
You stood their confused on what the fu- happened. First you were called an impostor and literally one second later, everyone is calling you God. All because of your scar. But during all of this, one singular thought is on your mind. "I wonder where Aether is? Oh wait, I haven't finish Inazuma yet"
<Meanwhile>
"Achoo!" Aether sneezed. "Are you ok?" Paimon asked the sneezing adventurer. "Yeah, I felt that our greatness thought about me". Aether responded to the emergency food. "Huh, well Paimon thinks we should go see about the third guy lady Ayaka told us about" (Yes, I haven't finished this part yet). "I don't know, maybe we should check out Mondstat..." Aether told Paimon as he started to walk in the direction of Mondstat. "Hey! Wait up!" Paimon flew up and followed Aether.
<Back to your scheduled program>
You were following Jean, who still was holding your hand by the way, as she was showing all of Mondstat. During the tour, people started to give you gifts that varied from crops, liquor, the blood of your enemies. Even Amber, who showed up late to the impromptu arrival, gifted you a special baron bunny that's dressed in what she heard you refer as "drip". Almost everyone in Mondstat was there except for Albedo, who's in Dragonspine at the moment. But do not fret, Timaeus is running to get him.
Oh I should mention that a few individuals *cough* Kaeya and Lisa *cough* are gossiping about you and Jean holding hands. If you listen carefully, you can just feel the jealousy in them.
In conclusion, you were at first scared, but now basically everyone wants to be in Jean's position even a certain drunk bard. The rest of your first night in Teyvat was an impromptu festival in your honor.
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Yo, should I make this into a part series? Like let's say you arrive in Liyue first or just straight up fall on Aether in Inazuma.