Amazing How Normal She Is About Buffy - Tumblr Posts

Rewatched This Years Girl/Who Are You last night and I CANNOT stop thinking about Faith's extended monologue at Spike about how cool it would be to have sex with Buffy. Like, completely unprompted, she delivers this CREATIVE WRITING ASSIGNMENT to a guy she doesn't know and doesn't care about. "I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more." HELLO??? "And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong." SO WE'RE NOT EVEN REALLY TALKING ABOUT SPIKE ANYMORE HUH

Like. She really said all that. Out loud. An extremely detailed sexual fantasy about how cool sex with Buffy would be if Buffy wasn't such a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun. Or if Faith wasn't Wrong

And honestly, it's still not as completely insane as last episode when she tied up Joyce to complain about being dumped and how much she hated Buffy's new boyfriend who she has seen ONCE for a total of about 30 seconds through a window