And I Have A Hammer To Dismantle It With - Tumblr Posts

Stealing this response for the next time some fuckboy slides into my DMs and asks if I'm a girl

Some twat on Instagram tried to "prove a point" by asking if I'm a man or woman.

I'm a fucking menace.

I'm the eye shine in the corner of your room at night. I'm the thing that you feel chasing you up the stairs, my breath tickling the baby hairs on your neck as you flee. I'm what you put on bumper stickers and pass down as an old legend, the thing under the overpass that bites the heads off horny teenagers and tears up all your garbage cans. I am what God failed to drown in the flood.

My gender is whatever freaks you the fuck out the most.