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Honestly

I fully believe that Swap would be like. A Facebook mom w/ Blueberry. Also I think they'd go fishing. Like you get a Facebook notification and it's Blueberry holding a comically large sized fish while Swap has a huge thumbs up and it's got that really odd angle that all adults do for some reason. And while you scroll through Swaps Facebook page it's all just Swap being like "MY MAGNIFICENT SON JUST GOT AN A ON HIS SPELLING BEE. EVERYONE CHEER!!"

Adding to that, making this fanonish, imagine if the bad sanses ALSO had Facebook and Nightmare acted basically the same but in a meaner way. Like "Killer just failed a mission, I already tried waterboarding what else do I do???" And then maybe Nightmare would comment on swaps post like degrading Blueberry and so they'd both internet fight each other and it gets to them both fighting about which kid is better.... But swap is always the bigger person and deletes the comments.(Swap would probably block Nightmare but he doesn't know how to)

So uh yeah Swap would be a Facebook mom and fishing dad to Blueberry and absolutely nobody can tell me that he wouldn't because I won't believe you

Have you ever wanted to write a second part of a fic that is a gift for you or is it just me?