And Yet The Second He Has To Do Chores Hes Conveniently Thrown Out His Back - Tumblr Posts

4 years ago

Spinner: “Hey can you help m-”

Mr. Compress: “I’m so terribly sorry, but my back just doesn't work like it used to.”

Spinner: “But-”

Mr. Compress: “You flatter me but no, I'm too old for that.”

Spinner: “You’re only a year older than Twi-”

Mr. Compress: “Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my mid-afternoon nap.”

Spinner: >:(


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