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Trying to make a list of all lovers of Apollo and their fates.

My process?

-Absoloute failure trying to find a complete list

-Reading random Hymns/Myths/Articles/Poems that have nothing to do with Apollo and then stumbeling over the author casually mentioning: "Oh by the way, they fucked apollo that one time"

-Researching that person and finding 20 different versions of the myth, one of them being the seemingly inevitable "they got that power/fate cause they fucked apollo AU myth version"

-Increasingly growing concerned about the ammount of people turned into plants

-what in the name of hades is the deal with apollo and hermes????? I cant find any actual basis exept the homeric hymn to hermes in which hermes is, well, a baby, and shippers from the renaissance making weird paintings of the two

-when will the poets stop clarifying whos the top and whos the bottom??? I really REALLY dont need to know. pls help

-I cant find anything useful about hyacintus on the first 10 pages of google cause some 11 year old wrote an opera named hyacinthus and Apollo

- to be fair Mozart was kind of a big deal but the opera wasnt even that good you guys :(

-why is the Apollo glasses shop telling me its LGBT friendly ??? Like, firstly, why would that even be relevant? Its glasses? Thanks for not spitting at me for not seeing straight I guess ._. Secondly... Lemme do my damn research U WERENT EVEN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FO-

I was mildly upset 😌

Mabey ill make a post with the complete list if I dont lose my mind before that ;-;