Arent I So Funny - Tumblr Posts

"Don't bother talking back to me, I can't hear shit."

"You know, this is a song about..sex."

"Impregnate me right here, right now on this floor-"

"I remember this song...No, I don't. I was never there. Fuck that."

"Huh? Oh hey."

"I want to be yours!"

"Hello. We are Ghost."

"A nightmare have just turned into a dream, so thank you all for that."

"We like to be in heat."

"Anybody who says different is lying."

"Stay away from the Grammys."

"This is a song about a motherfucker who wears a triple sideways comb over."

"Don't fucking blame me."

"You can call me Papi."

"What!? It was a joke!"

"I have a hole in my shoe right there!"

"Without my hat being on, I'm a little bit ehh..short."

"And you sounded like a fucking asshole."

"The kazoo of destiny!"

"Are you ready to tambourine the shit outta this situation?"

"I love you too, we have something going."

"The female orgasm is looked upon as a craft of the devil! So here, we celebrate the female orgasm!"

"It is one rocking fucking song."

"Sorry for the cursing, I tend to curse. I say stupid things. Sorry about that. But basically, we are gonna do one heavy motherfucker, about one evil motherfucker. This motherfucker is so evil."

"Mwah!"

"We have a tendency to write songs that are uhh..Sort of suggestive and ehh sexual."

"He is not the fucking president!"

"He's such a fucking bastard that we've written a song about him."

"Anyway, this is a good biology lesson."

"I need to sound taller than I am."

"Are you gonna sing it really loud? Because you like singing songs about FUCKING!"

"Fuck Trump!"

"And no ass grabbing!"

"You see what his fingers can do huh? And you wish you were the one the he was doing."

"Hello, you look very concerned."

"Disown that guitar and give it all to me instead."

"You might have noticed it is a little bit windy out, some of you in the front may have seen a little bit too much of me."

"Stomp me."

"Take me right here, right now."

"Look at my-"

"So, what's wrong with a little nudity? But do you think I have somewhat great ankles?"

"My asshole of a brother."

"I didn't say cunt, and I didn't say douche."

"Little guy, hello! So happy to see you here!"

"How do you like my new suit?"

"Not bad for an asshole."

"I read on the Wikipedia page that this song was the hardest to reach."

"This is a song about getting fucked."