Assassin's Creed Oc Auditore - Tumblr Posts

"...and that's the weather! Now, back to you, Maria."

"Thank you, Gaspare. And now, our top story tonight—local man gets clobbered by construction. Earlier today, a man was reportedly perching on a tall building. The man, according to witnesses, proceeded to say, quote, 'I see no God up here—except for me'."

"Immediately after, he was clocked on the head by an 'inexplicably speedy' brick. He proceeded to fall two stories to the ground and was immediately rushed to a doctor. One has to wonder—was it just dumb luck, or was it divine smite? More on that at 11."

"We'll be right back with the latest updates on the aftermath of the Pazzi conspiracy after this commercial break, but until then, this has been Five in Firenze."

My idiot of an OC, Victoriano.

The law of the universe seems to be that, even across centuries, the person in charge of the Auditore braincell(s) is not among the males of the species.

I got the idea (and referenced the pose a little bit) from @sparrovv 's Breaking News: Local Man Gets Cocky post.

I would love to answer questions about this idiot, btw.

Here is a nice portrait I did of my OC, Victoriano Auditore.