Ateez Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Hongjoong: Does anybody have any questions?

Mingi: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their head?

Seonghwa: *eye roll* He meant about-

Yunho: No, no, let him finish!

Wooyoung: What is my responsibility here. To console insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.

*Source: The Office*

Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.

*Source: Parks and Rec*

Mingi: People always say 'Fuck Life' when something goes wrong..

Mingi : But you don't fuck life..

Mingi: Life fucks you.

Wooyoung: I'm 100 percent certain that I am 0 percent sure of what I'm going to do.

*Source: Parks and Rec*

Seonghwa, to Hongjoong:You're cute when you get angry.

Seonghwa:

Seonghwa: But not when you get angry with me.

*Source: Castle*

Wooyoung: We’ve done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew!

*Source: Atlantic The Lost Empire*

Wooyoung: If one more person says I'm dramatic I'm going to light myself on fire.

Hongjoong: Mingi, NO!

Mingi, not doing anything: What?

Hongjoong: Sorry, force of habit. JONGHO, NO!

*Source: The Simpsons*

Hongjoong: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?

Yunho : Rude.

San: Fair.

Mingi: Not again

Yeosang: Stab them back.

Wooyoung: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

Doctor :Are you allergic to anything?

Seonghwa: Yes.

Hongjoong: *confused* What are you allergic to?

Seonghwa: *glancing at Mingi* Pain and stupid people.

*Source:My uncle actually said this to a doctor... *

Seonghwa: What's the worst decision you've made while you were drunk?

Mingi: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

*At Disneyland on the spinning teacups*

Hongjoong, Seonghwa, Yeosang and Jongho: (spinning calmly while talking)

Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung: (Flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming)

Wooyoung: I don't know, should I get noodles..

Jongho: It's your life, you make the decision.

Wooyoung:I don't know, I have no life.

Jongho: Then you get no noodles.

Seonghwa: Morning Mingi . Whatcha drinking?

Mingi: Water.

Seonghwa: Really? It doesn't smell like water.

Mingi: It's.. Imported water.

Seonghwa: Uh huh, from where?

Mingi:.. Russia.

Seonghwa: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning?

Mingi: It's half nine actually.

Yeosang: *swears loudly*

Hongjoong: *shouting from the other side of the dorm* WHAT ARE WE!??

Yeosang: *mumbles* Heroes not swearoes.

*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*

Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?

Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!

Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.

A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*

Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.

Hello fellow atiny!! Merry Christmas (if you do Christmas!!) If you don't, then I still hope you're having a great day or enjoy whatever type of celebration you have!! I treasure you all🥺💞💞

Yeosang: (to Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung) A guy just walked up to me and asked if you guys were my friends. He shook his head and said "I'm so sorry" when I said yes. What the heck did you do?