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i’m at a random pub in holbrook where i can see 60 year old men drinking their youth away, and 20 somethings with mullets watching footy on the tv, screaming racial and homophobic slurs at the players, and this pub…

this pub starts playing shake it off.

5 minutes away from this sign lol

SO i was in sydney for 2 days, and in total i spent an hour surfing at 5am, when there was not enough sun to get burnt. and an hour swimming in cloudy-ass weather in a two piece. somehow i got so severely burnt that i cannot move. i can’t sit down. i didn’t sleep. WEAR FUCKING SUNSCREEN

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO I LEFT MY ALOE VERA AT HOME AND THIS DAMN MOISTURISER IS NOT HELPING AHHHH

( ⬆️ accurate representation of my skin rn)