Awesome Omg! - Tumblr Posts
Wow. Just... wow.
Best. Post. Ever.
O’ Tumblr (a parody of Hellfire) Sung by Codot
Lyrics: Community Guidelines, you know I am a righteous man, of my content I am justly proud, Community Guidelines, you know I’m so much purer than, the filthy child porn producing crowd.
Then tell me, O Tumblr, why the whole of us must pay, Why the porno bots can’t be controlled? I see them, I block them, their posts no longer linger there, So why are we the ones that you must scold?
O Tumblr! Damn Tumblr! The Tumblr that had been, Would never allow this! Why purge my harmless sin?
It’s not our fault! We’re not to blame! It is the Russian bots and monsters who should pay! It’s not our fault! You made a plan! Where women’s nipples are more hunted than the Klan!
Protect us, O Tumblr, Don’t just become an Apple drone, Don’t let monopoly control your mind.
Don’t punish creators, Or we will find another home, Where we come first and aren’t left behind.
GUARD: Waiting4Codot, your post has been flagged. CODOT: What? GUARD: The puppies were mistakes for female-presenting nipples. CODOT: But how? Nevermind. Get out you idiot. I’ll find a better website if I have to burn down all the internet.
Oh Tumblr! Damn’d Tumblr! Now staff the time has come, Choose us the creators, or see your site undone.
Please just reconsider, Staff have mercy on me, Let Tumblr be ours or it will burn!
And yes, I know that, as a voice actor, I won’t be IMMEDIATELY affected, but a LOT of my friends will be, and that frustrates me. Also, it’s only a matter of time before someone makes a horrendous audio post and (given their current behaviour) they wouldn’t even police audio; they’d just get rid of it.
Numbered days, folks.
Like the song? It’s available for download on my Patreon (and yes, the track is FREE).
YESSS. JUST YES. ❤
Cheezi and Chungu in the College!AU you wrote about (which was pretty damn good): how will our fav furbrains get along with the gurls giving them temporary shelter?
Ohoh, lemme tell you, those boys are the sweetest things ever with the girls!
I mean, at first the cohabitation is very awkward and tense. Cheezy and Chungu are not particularly menacing as Nene or Janja, they would love to get along tbh, but they basically follow their leader's mistrusting behaviour towards their generous roommates.
But I also like to think they would be the first to make a step, of course involuntarily. I can totally see those two sitting on the couch with Madoa&Co and watching a dramatic movie/sappy soap opera with them. And crying for hours about it, while drinking hot chocolate and eating ice cream, supporting each other emotionally. While Janja and Jasiri are in the backgroud, physically very far away from each other, but mentally asking themselves if they are the only ones with a braincell under that roof.
Spoiler: They do, but Jasiri has that braincell for, like, 95% of the time.
And oh, pillowfights! Cheezi and Chungu would totally join in, and then be wrecked by the girls' (friendly) wrath. Cannot beat them at their own game, in their own territory lmao. They get destroyed.
And cooking together. I dunno why, but I think Chungu would be a pretty decent cook (NOT Cheezi tho, we do not want the girls to be homeless as well because of a fire), once someone explains him the basics (Madoa probably). That soft boy baking cookies and cakes for his new friends gives me life.
Last thing, I have this headcanon with Cheezi having a small crush on that hyena with large fangs we see in the show (during "A new way to go"). Dunno way ahah. They both have this dumbass energy around them, and Cheezi trying to woo the girl he likes would be... something? 😂 Chungu is not helpful, so Janja could be his wingman.
Thinking about it, Janja would probably be the first one to notice that one of his best friends' in love. And despite the initial fake disgust and warnings such like "love sucks", "girls are just a world of pain, trust me", "snap out of it", blah blah blah... I bet he would be his wingman. With Jasiri's help, of course
I want adventure in a great wide somewhere
