AWW (BEATS HIM UP) - Tumblr Posts

Ok but your narrator has no buisness in looking so hot and making me feel homosexual.

he REALLY doesn't he's such a bitch but consider the following; he is very soft to touch because he's got a nylon(?) sweater & a wool cardigan & is so very fat & has big, warm hands to hold you with

& he will hold you & do the obnoxious thing of putting his lips on your head to kiss you very quickly like smuchsmuchsmuchsmuchsmuch & it'll be sloppy just to bug you

JESTING ASIDE

I can't describe in fathomable language how SO GENUINELY VERY NICE it is to hear that people like my narrator so much & even thinking he's A TTRACTIVE !!!! & WANTING HIM !!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW VALIDATING & HONORING THAT IS..... thank you so very much, i hope i can feed you more & give you the serotonin you've supplied me w/ this night, hough <3