Barclay's So Me I Love Him - Tumblr Posts
9 months ago
being attracted to fictional men who are literally the emotional equivalent of a group of crying seals is so funny. i could hear someone go "oh look, a pathetic disheveled sad little man who's either really going through it or has nothing to look forward to in life!" and i'll excitedly whip around like a disney princess and shout "where!?"
they are the love of my life <3
Tags :
not sure what to tag this one with
pathetic men
yeeaahh i love pathetic little guys they're so huggable <3
i'll just tag a bunch of characters who fit this criteria in one way or another
peppino spaghetti
spamton
jon arbuckle
salesman!barry steakfries
is there a tag for falling in love with fictional characters
I love pathetic men
ok that one works
seriously though fictional guys who are sad and desperate are adorable and i want to hug them and tuck them into bed
i will literally look at the saddest little guy in the world and go ''you. you're mine now.''
me at barclay from star trek honestly
i forgot to tag him oops
barclay's so me i love him <3
barclay star trek
xavier from xra is pretty pathetic
he likes to think he's this intelligent wanderer of infinite wisdom but he's literally just some dumbass with mommy issues
the majority of tumblr seems to really like fictional men as much as i do
we all just collectively look at them and go ''aww the skrunkly!!'' and call them our babygirl wifey husband boyfriend
it's this infatuation with fictional men who are objectively pathetic that i love so much about tumblr
pathetic fictional men my beloveds <3