Bastion Sees No Problem With Calling Someone Poisonous - Tumblr Posts
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More fun facts about Bastion: Bastion is not short for Sebastian he’s literally named after the Noun Bastion you know like the fortification. Get it cause the Manor is sorta a fortress.
He refers to Ida as a Butterfly, not just because Spiders eat butterflies and he’s creepy but because butterflies are beautiful and he finds her beautiful.
However Butterflies can and will drink blood if you leave it out for them and Ida’s ruthlessness kinda reminds him of that tendency. Also though rare, some species of Butterfly are poisonous and some are carnivorous, though the majority are herbivorous and completely nontoxic.
Ida would be unimpressed if she knew about these last reasons. Even her spider boyfriend is calling her scary.
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Bastion is a bug expert are we surprised?
Bastion really do be saying “I love the type of woman who would actually just kill me”
Ida voluntarily squats in an eldritch location that’s consistently out to get her she’s absolutely earned being called scary.
But don’t tell her to her face it’ll hurt her feelings.
Bastion sees no problem with calling someone poisonous
carnivorous or blood drinking as a positive.
cause he’s a spider