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// TW: SA, Noncon, dubcon mention (not graphic)

Its about the more uncomfortable topics that why i reposted instead of putting this on the original post, ok safe reading.

By all of Dick's exes I fully mean all of his CONSENSUAL DATES (that are mostly gingers and thats why its funny). Again, consensual dates.

Like for example, I dont consider Talia and Jason fucking once after his resurrection a good thing. I dont count it, it didnt fucking happen, I dont like it so I dont count it at all. And while it is just heavily implied and not as obvious as Dick getting SA'd, does not mean I count any form of sex that doesnt have 110% consent as "dating" or "Exes" or "hooked up once" because they didnt. Rape is not hooking up. Nor it is dating.

Now that that's cleared up.

Its real funny to me cause Jason and Dick dont know each other when Jason was Robin. Dick hates Bruce, Bruce gets a new Robin, Dick is pissed, so they dont interact. I mean, I'm sure they talked once, but they dont really know each other. Jason fucking dies. Dick is regretful for not knowing him better, but its not really unbelievable guilt as Bruce has constantly.

So yeah, I fully believe Dick and Jason's brother relationship is a bit more graphic, like sex joke here and there, cause they have mostly the same friend group (in which are all adults). Theres not the brother protectiveness from Dick to Jason because Jason's not the "sweet little brother" he's the "revived angry brother he didnt know that well before but knows now". Like Dick telling Jason abt his new boohoo and Jason making fun of him because I believe Dick is a hopeless romantic.

Thats my interpretation of their relationship.

Its never gonna be as deep and connected and them and any of the others. They could've know each other more, but they didn't. Not to say their relationship isnt good on the field. No, they work wonderfully together (when Batman's not there but yknow), they are the first Robins, they have the acrobat and the brute. Not to say they're not amazing in their other skills, but the unmovable object and the unstoppable force are so different that they work together.

But they're not gonna have a deep brotherly connection. They're both traumatised grown men. It happens.

So yeah, its really funny that Jason gets with all Dick's exes.

Jason at this point probably doesnt even actually hooks up with them, its just like "Wanna fuck with Dick?" and does some shit and snickers abt it with them and Dick finds it stupidly annoying cause he knows Jason's just trying to make him annoyed and it's working. But its funny at least for me.

Anyways yeah that's it, I totally forgot not anyone has "The Gingers™ + friends" on their mind at all times.

I feel like I could make this easier to understand by sketching some funny interactions or writing something. Oh well I'll do it later.

Jason ships have been on my mind so im gonna write shit down

I dont think jason should date anyone specifically, maybe its cause the characterization of jason that i most adore is the "angry pit reaction" which is him not really wanting to do anything particularly, gets triggered, kills tim, regrets it, rinse and repeat. Can it be easily mischaracterized? Yes, of course. Do I care? Not really, cringe is dead and I live for fanfiction. Anyways, Jason shouldnt really date anyone cause the thing I always hate in relationships is when a partner gets angry as a way of coping and just destroys shit and breaks walls, like that's money right there, stop wasting money because of your temper tantrums you overgrown emotionally stunted child. Which is not to make people with that kind of issues feel bad, I'm just like, get your shit together, then date, no one should be forced to "fix" you that isn't the therapist you're paying.

So no, Jason shouldn't date anyone because I like my Jason emotionally constipated and I hate my relationships with emotionally constipated people.

HOWEVER

What I do LOVE, is the joke that Jason dates all of Dick's exes. All of them and more. By "dating" tho i fully means a few weeks at best full of hook ups, you're saying you're dating but you're just being friend and fucking at the same time and you know its not gonna last.

Like, for example, all of Outlaws. That's polyamoury right there!! I love bisexuals. The Ginger trio if you will, except one of them is emo and/or has far too much daddy issues.

I just genuinely enjoy the idea of Jason being like "oh you're done? You stopped dating? Are you over them? Wanna check?" Sends a pic to Dick of him making out with whatever ex he broke up with.