Because The Rat Man Redneck Is A Cutiepie That Deserves To Be Loved - Tumblr Posts

Lester Sinclair x southern!reader arguing over roadkill

Lester and Y/N driving around late at night collecting roadkill for disposal

Lester: It's fresh! Why can't we eat it?!"

Y/N: Oh- my god, so many reasons. Larvae, germs, viruses, we don't know what else has picked at it! What if it had rabies? Opossum don't just run onto highways!

Lester: ...Why you know so much 'bout possum? Y/N: Because they are precious hell creatures of the night and I adore them. *gives Lester a creepy smile*

Lester: ... *eyes Y/N* yeah let's call it a night, you're creepy when you're tired.

Y/N laughs and lays against Lester to take a nap.

AN: Why did I write fluff for the ratman redneck.