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Because I am a street walking promiscuous tart for attention: Bed Search Post 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

God help us all. Anyways lets begin:

Ah yes, the perfect way to keep yourself in mint condition so the resale value doesn’t go down. Collectors only.

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What is this? A bed for equine god-kings?

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 Why not shake up those restless nights with a fucking REM roller coaster

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IT would seem rather DICKISH to not warn people coming over about your extensively phallic wood carving compulsion. … Anyways,God is punishing me for the sins of a past life.

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IF the aliens won’t abduct me then ILL JUST DO IT mYSELF

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Oh perfect, they merged my potential coffin and my bed together so when I die alone, they can just bury the whole fuckin’ box, no mess no fuss.

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At first glance,there’s nothing unique about this bed, but it has that extremely threatening aura that’s so popular will Millennial and Gen Xers these days.

Remember kids, all your dreams will come true! Especially the scary ones. Especially the scary ones.

If I’m possessed to make another of these…extremely cursed bedroom ideas are next.