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TOTINOS!
I fully believe he’d go for totinos pizza
It's time for the first beefSurprise!
This is a fun activity for me to truly connect me to my muse. And y'all here in the Bistro get to help me! See under the cut for funzies.
Yours in blessed sin,
Beefro👌🥩💜
I wanted to honor the man who has inspred us all in this community to write filth, think filth, be filth... and what better way to do that than by reviewing his favourite frozen pizza? Comments, discourse and opinions are welcome!
in case you missed it or forgot, see below:
I feel like he’d go for a classic cheese. Who could go wrong with cheese?!
Round two is done, friendos!
Now the real fun begins...
Once again, the comments on the prev poll were absolute GOLD. Roll the highlight reel:
@neverwheremoonchild: All I'll say is even if Peepaw doesn't like little Caesars my 🐱is always hot and ready for him 💜
@hellfire-state-of-mind: am i the only one who thinks Pedro kinda looks like the Red Baron on the box
@merci-killing: whole foods or (similar) store brand. it’s giving green juice and a cigarette.
@rifflovesjoey: I think he’s a Digiorno girlie bc of that big, soft crust. He wants all the carbs in his big, soft tummy. 🍕
@noxturnalpascal: if you vote Tombstone we're gonna have to have a conversation | tombstone tastes like cardboard. | thats why it got 0 votes
and @strang3lov3 who is on an anti-pizza campaign: Pizza roll supremacy that’s what I ate for lunch today