Beek Speaks - Tumblr Posts
everyone should know how to use a wheelchair before they need one bc the fates think they’re funny and destiny never tells what he knows
a gay couple with two “traditionally masculine” men brings upon doulble the random traumatizing lore drops for their kids
my favorite part of going to hardware stores is taking the paint samples with fun names and prettiest colors <3
things i have said with full seriousness that i will not be giving context to
here’s a six, i hope it makes you suffer
the motherfucker is choking on his uncrustable
nothing holds more rage than a catboy in a maid outfit
we love squares
i’d actually prefer a threek
the poppies will take as many victims as they please, mind your business
I simply cannot imagine a way that all of these items will fit in this godforsaken wash box
i need to kill someone for ethical purposes
the worms dance to the funky geometric bunny
the devil will never be able to work harder than fanartists
he’s just a lil guy with a  penchant for mischief, and with his size that’s really all he can have
these quarters are burning a hole in my pocket
i’m a fan of fuzzy creepy, it’s when they get smooth that i start to worry
im not someone who tosses around the word ‘robust’ lightly
im wearing my teeth!
just sent you a succulent wiener
last time this happened we busted someone for meth
i don’t mean to alarm anyone but we are stepping DANGEROUSLY into lunch territory