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Walking in on s/o Dancing Around The House
Feat: Bakugou, Kirishima, And Izuku
* warning:suggestive asf
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Bakugou
-It takes a lot for this man to think something is loud, since he is constantly setting off explosions
-Your song of choice was Cocky AF by Megan Thee Stallion
-Needless to say the house was V I B R A T I N G
-He hadn’t even pulled into the driveway and he could hear the music
-He thought he was trippin until he reached the steps and felt it
-The fucking hook came and the beat dropped
-Walks inside ready to find a house party or some shit
-Nope
-Just you on the counter of the kitchen making dinner
-Like ON TOP of the counter
-Who tf did he marry
-Cause it wasn't you
Was going to say something until you started spitting
-“ tell’em use a lot of spit, so i can keep a glossy pu$sy”
-Hold up…. Glossy what?
-Oh ok
-Snaches you up off that counter so fast
—“ I mean if it's glossy you want…”
—“ katsuki WAIT the food”
—“ nah nah it's too late for all that now”
Kirishima
-I think this man only listens to one playlist
-And it's his workout playlist
-So he's coming home up the stairs
-And he hears the bass
-He”s like “ o ok 😯”
-What he doesn't know is that he's about to hear Katrina by black fortune
(your welcome for the turn up)
-And he's very confused
-Cause the most hip hop he's ever listened to is Rich The Kid
-And he opens the apartment door to a glorious sight
-You, RUTHLESSLY throwing it back during the beat drop
-His brain almost explodes
-Since when could your back do that
-And why has he never seen it ??
-His mind is taking him to some very interesting places
-But he is a gentlemen through and through
-So he closes the door and announces himself before coming in
-Remembering to keep this in mind for later
Izuku
-This boy is another level of clueless
-It was a Saturday morning
-And it was late because he was just waking up ( a tradition on days without patrol)
-But instead of waking up to you sprawled across the bed
-But instead he woke up to Dior by pop smoke
-I mean yea, it was also accompanied by the smell of breakfast
-Because let's be honest our number one hero deserves it
-He assumed it was that “scrapple” you were always talking about (I will only eat it crispy)
-And he got up and made his way to the kitchen
-On to walk right into the face of a “WOOOOOO”
-He sat down with a coffee and watched you make the rest of breakfast
-Dancing along with your music, watching every movement of your hips and spine….
-And he was suddenly very awake
-As soon as he food was served he scarfed it down and praised you aggressively
-But not before suggesting you spend the rest of the day in bed.
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🥺: i totally didn’t mean to rip on rich the kid like THAT. I just heard his jeweler is suing him for around 230,000$ and I laughed.
Anyway thanks for reading!!!