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what's your favorite bob + linda moment!

I LITERALLY HAVE THE SCREENSHOTS DRAFTED thank you so much for asking let’s do this

…hello! i’m bob

hel-looo, i’m linda~ i noticed you sauntering over here

yeah, i noticed you drinking over here. uhh, a lot

seems like a single fella like you is usin his charm on me–is that what i’m seein?

i.. might be making, a.. charmesan sandwich, yeah :)

✨i love sandwiches✨

yeahh, well, you smell like you do

thank~you. you smell, uh… inneresting. you got a toothbrush at home, or ya still shoppin around~~?

how ‘bout i, uh. use 😏 yours 😏

i have to say. bob, was it? my charm alarm is ringin off the hook. should i let it go to voicemail and we keep talkin~? 😘

.. sooowait, it’s an alarm that has.. voicemail? i don’t. get it–

hello single people at this mixer who i’ve never met before