Bf5 Scenarios - Tumblr Posts
Hey guys! What's up? I've been working on the asks and my OC biography and I just realized that I haven't posted anything in a while. So, I just thought about a scenario of the BF5 playing Overwatch. Enjoy! 😃
(Sage comes inside the game room and sees Spinner playing Overwatch)
Spinner: Yeaaah Babyyy! Now, look who's the MVP. Me! Haha!!!!
Sherman: Good Job big bro!
Agura: *head shots a bunch of respawned players* We'll see about that Spinner.
Vert: I can't believe you took Soldier! He's my main! I'm bad at playing Reaper! *Immediately gets killed* Uuuugghh! What the hell!!!
Zoom: Ha! A triple kill with my ult! Nice!
Others: *laughing and joking around*
Sage: *Notices Spinner's weapon in the game. A pulse rifle. She feels guilty all of a sudden for not making something like that for the team.*
Sherman: Hey Sage! What are you doing here?
Sage: huh? Oh... Nothing. Just came by. *Immediately leaves*
Sherman: O-Oh! Okay...
(After a few hours)
(Everyone gathers to the main area of the hub and sees a bunch of ammo and guns on a display.)
Vert: Umm.... Sage? What's with the guns?
Sage: *turns around from looking at the computer* I... Thought these might help....
Everyone: *Staring at Sage and then back at the newly made weapons*
Sage: *starts to feel nervous* D-do you not like it?
Everyone: *All of a sudden starts jumping around and giving each others high five from happiness*
Vert: Sage, these are so cool! Where did you get the idea for making these?
Sage: I saw Spinner and Sherman playing Overwatch. And from listening the voice chat, you all were really enjoying it. Especially their weapons. So, I decided to make something similar for you all.
Spinner: Aww... You didn't had to do that. But, since you made these... *Grabs one of the weapons from the display* Let's use these bad boys outside!
(Everyone grabs one of each weapons and goes to the training tracks.)
Sage: *Happy sentient noises*
I saw a bunch of this type of scenarios on multiple communities so I decided to make a BF5 one!
AJ: *Goes inside Zoom's room and see's him naked* Why are you naked?
Zoom: I don't have any clothes...
AJ: hmm, let's see. *Opens Zoom's closet* You have t-shirts, jackets, jeans, socks, Oh! Hey Vert!, Shoes...
Another Scenario inspired by posts from other communities! 😄
Vert: What time is it?
Spinner: I don't know. Can you pass me the Radio?
Vert: Sure. *Passes him the radio*
Spinner: Thanks! *Turns on the radio*
Agura: Who the f*ck is playing the radio as 3 AM?!
Spinner: It's 3 AM...
BF5 when they eat something spicy
Vert: *starts to sweat but handles the spice like a pro* Even though I can handle this, I don't think I will love spicy food ever in my life.
Agura: *starts to like it* It's not that bad. I like it!
Zoom: *Enjoying the spicy food* I've ate a lot of spicy Thai food. So, this is an A+ for me!
Sherman: *Has no reaction* This is not that spicy. I don't understand why some people look like they are about to die when they eat this *starts to add hot sauce*
Spinner: *Eats the whole plate of spicy food within 5 minutes* MORE MORE MORE!!!!
Stanford: *Takes a small nibble of the food and spits it out* Nope! I hate it.
Tezz: *Face starts to become red* Need... water...
AJ: *First few bites, he handles it like a pro. But then he starts sweating like crazy* Ohmygod. My body feels like it's been on the microwave! Where is the coke?! Where is the ice cream?! God! I need to take a shower!
The team: *Had a really rough weekend. Almost got killed on the last mission. Has been training nonstop and are very tired.*
AJ: *Who hasn't been attending to any BF5 duties for a week. Except for training. Feeling really bad for his friends and wants to make them laugh* Hmm....
The Next Day
The team: *In the dining room, eating breakfast.*
AJ: *kicks open the door, wearing a short pink dress, with a tiara and a long blonde wig. He's holding a wand and has a full face of makeup.* LOOK AT ME! I AM BEAUTIFUL!!!
Based on a vine that I saw the other day 😁
Agura: *standing near the door leading to Stanford's room. Calls him from her phone*
Stanford: *picks up her call* Yo.
Agura: Yo, I'm here. Open up.
Stanford: ....
Agura: ....
Stanford: As a child, I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.
Agura: *gets confused and digusted at the same time* Open the f*cking door!
(Link to the vine)
Gosh! I'm so slow on doing asks! Hopefully, I'll be able to finish it early. I just found this hilarious text message while I was watching a YT video and I wanna share it in BF5's prespective.
Spinner: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Agura: What
Spinner: Nothing. They just waved.
Agura: Oh
Spinner: Did you sea what I did there?
Agura: No
Spinner: I'm shore you did.
Agura: How do you have friends?
Spinner: Don't be such a beach.
Spinner: So, If I punch myself and it hurts, does that mean I'm weak or strong?
Agura: Weak
Stanford: Strong
Vert: An Idiot.
*Stanford at the dentists office getting a treatment for his tooth pain*
Dentist: Open up please.
Stanford: Sometimes I get sad.
Vert and Reader texting
Reader: Hey, I was making a special recipie from a cook book that I bought and it says that I should pre-heat the oven at 350° for 10 minutes.
Reader: So I was thinking about doing it the opposite way. Pre-heating the oven at 10° for 350 minutes.
Vert: No, Absolutely Not! You're gonna burn down the base!
Reader: 🙃
Vert: Why are you sending me that emoji?
Vert: Hello???? (Y/N)??? Answer me!
Vert: (Y/N)?! WHAT THE FUCK?! ANSWER ME NOW!
(Sage tending to Zoom's wounds after a rough mission)
Sage: On a scale of 1 to 10, How would you rate your pain?
Zoom: 0 out of 10. Would not recommend it.