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people getting gassier as they gain weight is hotter than it should be. I’m talking mainly about burping - more freely, more often, to the point where absently playing with your (almost constantly) bloated gut more often than not brings up a belch or two.

whether it’s being constantly stuffed to the gills or because of all the rich and fatty food being stuffed inside of you that a thick belch is not just necessary but pleasurable? getting used to never holding anything in that you slip up with company or at work? covering your mouth and blush and muttering “excuse me”, trying to ignore the building heat from being so unabashedly gluttonous???

it’s hot.